Why, you might ask? Because at our childbirth class tonight we watched THE birth video, which I somehow managed to never see in sex ed class in elementary or highschool. When I saw the placenta come out I:
1. Threw up a little in my mouth (I have some nasty heartburn right now so it was most likely due to that)
2. Said out loud "What is that thing?! That is absolutely disgusting!", which I didn't realize I'd said out loud until the people around me started to laugh.
Again, good thing there are no patchouli-wearing, armpit-hair growing hippies in our class because they probably would have thrown their Birkenstocks at me in disgust over my disgust of the placenta.
And now, for my almost 33 week photo op. You can see for yourself why my friend's mother-in-law told me I was huge. See it for yourself.
I think if my boobs were bigger, maybe they'd make my stomach look smaller. Not sure on that theory. Maybe my stomach is really just that big!
You look so cute. Seriously...soooo cute.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh. Shucks! Thanks Lynne.
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