Dear Brain,
It's been awhile since I've seen or heard from you. One morning a few weeks ago, I woke up, put on my oversized Walmart man-made moccasins that smell terrible and shuffled out of the bedroom and you were gone.
No note.
Nothing to let me know you'd left.
Where have you gone and when are you coming back?
I miss you something fierce.
In your absence, I've gone and coloured my, what I consider lovely, blonde hair red. I've also chopped it off into the most hideous cut you've ever seen. You should come back just to see what I've done on top of my head. I think that if you hadn't left, I wouldn't have done something so...crazy.
Please come home. We ALL miss you.
xoxo
How was Canada??
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that you still look absolutely lovely, hated hair or not, you always do!