America's Next Top Model

Okay, Pat might not ever appear on the Tyra Banks show that I am unfortunately obsessed with watching, but Pat does love to model already as captured below.                                                                       

Here is Pat at the 19 week photo shoot. Look how Pat's all ready to celebrate New Year's Eve (Pat's due date). Oh that Pat!! I hope that party hat doesn't become too much of a problem coming out.

 

 

 

 

 

Pat took off the hat and threw away the noise maker for this profile shot. Pat knew s/he needed one of these serious profiles for it's portfolio. The face shot was a little too spooky to put on here--plus I don't think you'd be able to see much once it's scanned in. And the foot shot looked more like a club foot than a regular foot. Pat just wasn't cooperating at the shoot that day. But Pat's spine sure looks good yet again.

 

And finally, an updated 20 week bump shot. I think my arms are still looking fit and trim but my quads have sadly succumbed to cellulite, which is why when you see me in person I will be wearing shorts, a skirt, or a dress that's long enough to hide my dimpled thighs. Oh, speaking of shorts, I'm still fitting into a couple of pairs of regular shorts. Pat doesn't think they're roomy enough though because s/he decided to let me know that I needed to undo them while I was driving to work the other day. Guess I was cutting off Pat's circulation or oxygen supply. Not sure which, but either way, I went out and bought a belly band and can continue avoiding maternity clothes for awhile longer!! I have found a couple of funky belly bands online which I will be adding to my collection too. I would upload an image from the internet of a belly band but I haven't been able to figure it out yet!