Consistently inconsistent

Ummmmm, are babies always this inconsistent? I thought by 4.5 months Cohen would be into some sort of routine. I mean, I try to create a routine for him but he doesn't seem to stick with the plan. His napping and night time waking are completely anyone's guess.

For instance, yesterday he took 3 very short 40 minute naps. Today, he's been asleep for almost 2 hours. Some nights he wakes up around midnight for a feeding, other nights he gives us a break and doesn't wake up until sometime between 3:00 and 4:00. When do they start being more consistent, or am I up in the night in more ways than one?

One thing is consistent, his cuteness. That little turd biscuit is just the cutest thing and our new schedule of me working and him being raised by Mama Phyllis is really working out for all of us. Christian said I've returned. The old Kristyn is back.

Now who wants to go do karaoke?

"Does this hat make me look gay? No? Maybe it's my raised pinky finger then?"

I have a fever and the only cure is that hat on Cohen.