If my baby is ridiculously busy in the womb at 23 weeks, does that mean I'm going to give birth to a hyperactive child? Or one that doesn't sleep? Will it be like it's mom and hate to miss out on the fun stuff?
I'm starting to get nervous. Am I going to be one of those mothers that has to leash my child so they don't wreak havoc everywhere they go? Am I really going to be one of THOSE mothers? (said accusingly). Of course I'm joking about the Ritalin--don't go judging me just yet. I actually thoroughly enjoy every time Pat rolls over or attends intra-utero Tae Kwon Do classes. Pat has not yet started relaxing on my bladder with it's feet kicked up on my lungs, flipping through the channels on UTV, sipping a Juicy Juice, so it's all good.
I just don't know what "normal movement" should be like. Is feeling my baby move almost every hour, for 30-60 minutes each time, normal? Maybe I won't know until I'm pregnant again.
But until Pat's arrival, I think I'll start looking into leashes! (J/K)
Leashes aren't a bag thing. My parents had one for me, and I think some kids now adays should be on the other end of them for sure. Mine was leather (kinky)... I guess I was a hard kid to keep by their side. Ah well, I didn't turn out too bad.... well.
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